Apr 13, 2011

Allergies

I hate allergies. A few mornings ago, I sneezed so hard in the shower I rocketed myself through the curtain, colliding with the toilet, breaking its seat and lid off. I have a massive bruise on my side and now I have to spend ten dollars at Walmart on a new toilet seat.

In high school, my allergies were so bad one Spring that I had to carry a sock in a Tupperware container to blow my nose in, because I had to do so more frequently than I could realistically get up during class to get a tissue.

No comments:

Post a Comment